Sunday Scripts: October 18th, 2020

 Elizabeth Over, Age 13

"Hola amigos!  Welcome Back to the Sunday Special!  Today's episode will feature....the one and only....ME!!!  What a surprise right? Its not everyday you future the main character of the show, am I right?  Because today is not your average Sunday, its.....Your Average Sunday! (notice the capital letters).  The show "Your Average Sunday", messages to the future kids, will be featured once a month, so mark that on your calendar folks!  Here is the shows first episode, titled: "Success is the best".  Good morning everyone!  On today's sneak peak episode of "Your Average Sunday" (sponsored by the Sunday Special), we will be discussing the importance of the title "Success is the best." So, future kids, what is Success, you ask?  Well, success is trying your very best.  It doesn't mean  you do everything perfect, it means you do everything with perfect dedication, doing and trying your best.  "No it's not!" you say.  "Success is getting an A on your math test, or -"  (I interrupt you)  "Nope!  Success isn't necessarily "succeeding", it's trying your best! How many times do I have to say that! A lot of times apparently."  Well, that's a sneak peak episode of "Your Average Sunday"! Hope you enjoyed! (this episode of Your Average Sunday was sponsored by The Sunday Special, the best show on earth.)  Thank you, and that's all.  (theme song plays in the background)" 

Bryce Over, Age 11

"Today we had church and I gave a talk about the Lord of the Vinyard.  It reminds me of the scattering of Israel. And I like pepperoni pizza with grease and parmesan cheese and pepper on it.  On Friday, Grandma and Bapa came and we ate tortellini soup.  I like tortellini soup with parmesan cheese.  It was really good.  Yesterday we watched Ichabod on Disney Plus.  A way to enjoy an ice cream sundae is with vanilla ice cream, fudge sauce, whipped cream, tiny chocolate sprinkles, and a cherry on top.  For my birthday, I want to have a Fred birthday.  For food I want to have hamburgers and hot fudge sundaes.  Fred is a from a buffet and he sounds like a dying sheep.  Some of his famous phrases are, "Do you know what dessert you are going to have?"  What grade are you in at school?"  "Did you catch the game last night?"  "Is it still hot out there"? "Did you try the lasagna?  It's my favorite!"  Hi kids, if you are reading this, grab some popcorn and chips and relax.  It's a spine tingler for you!  I fell off of a mountain once but I saved myself by grabbing onto a grape bush.  My testimony is that the brass plates are the book of mormon, the church is true, Jesus Christ died for us, Joseph Smith translated the book of Mormon, Nephi crossed the sea, and he went away from his home because he listened to God and we can listen to God too.  If you are still reading this, here are some suggestions.  If you have a choice about going to church or going to the movies (if they are open, because we are in COVID 19 right now and everything is closed.  And souplantation is out of business, which is sad) you should choose church.  Go to church on Sunday's and go to the movies every other day.  And if you are having trouble finding something, you could maybe buy a new thing.  If you want to know what cake's I had for my birthday...my first birthday was a chocolate cake, 2nd birthday was Thomas the Train Cake, 3rd birthday was a pirate cake, 4th one was a Lego one, 5th and 6th was Star Wars,  after that I mostly have ice cream sundae cakes or a big cookie ice cream sandwiches.  If you want to know how to make a German chocolate cake, ask you Grandma.  If you are allergic to coconut, you don't have to have it.  German Chocolate cake is really good, especially the sauce.  It might be the end of the world so I might not have kids or no one might be reading this.  If you are going to get family pictures, go to Apollo Park or a big Rock place or a museum.  In 2020 the last Avatar, Kora, Sheera were all on Netlex.  See ya later!"

Mason Over, Age 8

"Today is Sunday and 4 days ago I got a Hidden Side Lego Set.  And Grandma and Bapa moved in.  And I have the App already.  I don't like school because I always have to do zoom meetings.  I know that the church is true.  And that the Book of Mormon is.  And that Jesus died for our sins.  After church I played with Daddy's Star Wars toys."

Caitlyn Over, Age 6

"I'm playing with Grandma.  That's it.  I finished Acellus and now I have to do it tomorrow.  Lizzie made me a Bunny Camera.  It can take pictures and it can open.  Mommy made pumpkin chocolate chip cookies and she made pumpkin seeds that were burnt. Grandma and Bapa came to live with us.  They sold their house.  Today in church I talked about the sacrament and how the sacrament cloth on the bread and water reminds me of Jesus when He was in the tomb when the blanket was on Him.  Bye Bye."

William Over, Age 4

"Caitlyn did school.  And I did.  But I didn't want to.  I read my BOB books.  And I always know what to do.  And we boughted stuff.  And there is a praying mantis on the window.  And there is also a bug on the window.  And Praying mantises are everywhere.  And Caitlyn said that unicorns poop out cupcakes.  But they actually poop out poo.  And llamas don't poop out unicorns.  They poop out real poo like unicorns.  Rainbows don't poop out poo.  I like buns.  I like hot dogs with buns.  And that's my only chance.  We learned about church.  We love Jesus.  And we say prayers every day.  In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen."